Wacka Wacka Woo

There’s a kid, lives on my street
She’s the weirdest kid you’ll ever meet
When you ask her, “How are you?”
That kid says, “Wacka wacka woo”

Wacka wacka woo
Wacka wacka woo
What’s that mean I wish I knew
When you ask her, “How are you?”
That kid says, “Wacka wacka woo”

When the big kids on the bus
Say, “Hey squirt, don’t mess with us!”
They say, “You’re dumb and ugly, too!”
But that kid says “Wacka wacka woo!”

Wacka wacka woo
Wacka wacka woo
What’s that mean I wish I knew
They say, “You’re dumb and ugly, too!”
That kid says, “Wacka wacka woo”

Her baby brother breaks her toys
Screams and makes an awful noise
Her mom says, “Goodgy goodgy goo!”
But that kid says, “Wacka wacka woo!”

Wacka wacka woo
Wacka wacka woo
What’s that mean I wish I knew
Her mom says, “Goodgy goodgy goo!”
That kid says, “Wacka wacka woo”

The lunchroom monitor at school
Says, “Eat your food! That’s the rule!
Eat it ‘cause it’s good for you!”
That kid says, “Wacka wacka woo”

Wacka wacka woo
Wacka wacka woo
What’s that mean, I wish I knew
“Eat it ‘cause it’s good for you!”
That kid says, “Wacka wacka woo”

Her dad says, “I have had enough
Of all this ‘wacka wacka’ stuff
You’ll drive me nuts, your mother, too!”
Her mother says, “Wacka wacka woo!”

Wacka wacka woo
Wacka wacka woo
What’s that mean I wish I knew
“You’ll drive me nuts, your mother, too!”
That kid says, “Wacka wacka woo”

So if you’re down and feeling blue
If you don’t know what to do
I have some advice for you
Smile and say, “Wacka wacka woo!”

Wacka wacka woo
Wacka wacka woo
What’s that mean I wish I knew
I have some advice for you
Smile and say, “Wacka wacka woo!”


© Bill Harley, all rights reserved. Reprints with permission only.

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