My sister likes her butter and noodles
Made in her own special way
If the butter doesn’t melt like she likes it
Somebody is going to pay
Her bottom lip puffs out
You see her start to pout
When she’s like that there’s nothing you can say

Cause everybody’s a baby ‘bout something
Waa waa waa, waa waa waa
Something makes everybody whi-i-ine
Waa waa waa, waa waa waa

Don’t say it’s no big deal
That’s not the way it feels
Everybody’s a baby ‘bout something sometime
Waa waa waa, waa waa waa

My brother has to sit by the window
Every time we go to the store
He doesn’t want to sit in the middle
He has to sit by the door
As we drive down the street
He screams and kicks his feet
Till you can’t take it anymore

Cause everybody’s a baby ‘bout something
Waa waa waa, waa waa waa
Something makes everybody whi-i-ine
Waa waa waa, waa waa waa
Don’t say it doesn’t matter
It just makes him feel sadder
Everybody’s a baby ‘bout something sometime
Waa waa waa, waa waa waa

Don’t tell me that the sun is shining
I don’t care
I don’t care cause I’m busy whining

Someone scratched my uncle’s new pick-up
Something spilled on mom’s new rug 
My dad got stuck in the traffic
My teacher lost her favorite coffee mug
Grandmas, grandpas, uncles, aunts
Kids in diapers, men in pants
They all whine when they get the chance

Cause everybody’s a baby ‘bout something
Waa waa waa, waa waa waa
Something makes everybody whi-i-ine
Waa waa waa, waa waa waa
Don’t say it’s no big deal
That’s not the way it feels
Don’t say it doesn’t matter
It just makes us feel sadder
If you felt like we do
Then you’d be whining too
Everybody’s a baby ‘bout something sometime
Waa waa waa, waa waa waa

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